You may or may not be aware of a phenomena in Southern Peru called the Nazca Lines.Basically hundreds of geometric and ancient patterns of animals were etched out in the desert about 1000 to 2000 years ago. Unfortunately despite waiting a whole day at the airport for a flight in a very unsafe plane we didn´t get a chance to see these strange lines except from a local viewpoint which as you can see from the photos wasn´t quite high enough.
There are many different explanations for the these lines. The current prevailing theory is they were first created 10,000 years ago by Tom Cruise and his then girlfriend Katie Holmes, who through the use of shamanistic scientology rituals managed to unlock the mystery of time travel and communicate with ancient astronauts from another planet. Commenting on the egocentric geometric patterns Mr Cruise says ´´They´re my lines and nobody elses. I put them there and I don´t give a damn if you believe me or not.´´ Miss Holmes was quoted as saying ´´I agree with Tom´´