It was Ivy's first visit to Luna Park. First stop was Coney island and my favourite bit of technology ever invented. It is of course the incredible Green Ray Machine. Perhaps the only one left in the world, this machine can interpret your mind and deliver a reading in less than 30 seconds (as long as you follow the instructions)
"For a true reading insert one penny in the slot and stand in front of the green Ray. If you fail to carry out these instructions the reading will be a poor one" reads the inscription. I was first and after reading my thoughts a card was delivered.... "If you've got it flaunt it" This will now be my mantra for the next 6 months.
Ivy of course was more interested in the sex appeal machine. She put her hand in the slot and achieved a reading of .....
Just under 2. This makes her frigid and makes her daddy very happy.
The rest of the day was spent pushing over people on stilts, throwing cakes at clowns and vomiting on the rotor. What more can you ask for from the world's happiest place, big face.