In the tradition of catholic world youth day and the church of hillsong rip of youth year I thought it was holy time to bring a bunch of idealistic youth together, praise our lord Michael Jackson and then crush their spirits by putting them in a channel Ten Australian Idol promotion
Like lambs to the slaughter they gave their all, parting the holy reality Tv sea.
And it seems alas a miracle has happened.
His holiness Michael Jackson, currently wheelchair bound and hurting, has been yearning for something to raise his spirits. A screening was organised for the holy father and reports are that a white glove was raised in the air in triumph after hearing those angelic voices.
but don't just take my word for it. You too could have your spirit awakened by this joyful promotion. Log into the address below but it comes with a warning.
I accept no responsibility if you start saying no to condoms and purchasing cloth Jesus lookalikes made in china and a holy bargain at 89.95.