Thursday, May 31, 2007

Waiting for baby Browne

The mobile is fully charged, the route to the hospital is fully researched and the KateBrowne is fully termed. We're at 39 weeks, the missile is engaged and we're awaiting the arrival of a little girl. For the betting people out there... the smart money is on B day being June the 5th, the name being Ivy May, although Sylvie May, Myrtle May, Lola May, Apple May, Antarctica May and Kevin Rudd May are also getting a little late mail.

Aside from effecting the share value of qantas( strange but true) , Kate has also been overachieving during her pregnancy by 1) getting her driving licence 2) starring in the current clubs NSW Tv ad campaign and 3) just completing the sydney to melbourne triathlon
there's no stopping this girl... but back to that gut
As you can see in the above picture kate has transformed herself into a giant boob with some kind of weird man eating foreskin on the end

it's not that funny sweetie
but whoever said pregnancy couldn't be fun? as you can see it really does effect the mind and and yes the simpleton above has no idea what she's laughing at.

So for those birth spotters out there.... we will be at RPA (that's not an invitation) and hopefully using as many drugs as possible. For potentially outraged busybodies, the baby will be getting Kate's last name fair enough as she has to put up with all the pain, if we do have a number 2 then it will take my name... just to mix it up and keep those school bullies confused.

In other news Kate's only put on 10 kilos, is only just out of her nomal jeans and the baby has taken on the appearance of a very taut water balloon. She also can't stop looking at her belly.
We've both also become pram spotters and experts on all things baby. Basically anyone who has a bugaboo is a tosser and Mountain buggies rock

So that's it bloggers.... stay tuned for some exciting news.... imagine if it turns out to be a boy

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