Saturday, December 06, 2008

The Birds Christmas message 2008



Toddlers of the world unite and lend me your teddies




It has been a great year of change...

One small step for a baby was a giant leap for it's parents.

But with this great change has come great repression



As I grow up and learn more about my world all I am hearing is No you can't...

Well my friends, I'm here to tell you... Yes I can


My parents say I shouldn't draw on the kitchen walls

Yes I can

They tell me I shouldn't pull the cat's tail

Yes I can

They say I shouldn't stand up in the bath, throw my food on the floor,
scream when I don't get what I want

Yes I can


So fellow babies, this Christmas when your repressive parents shout out No you can't

I want you to stand up, take off your bib and shout out in your loudest baby voice

Yes I will

Because I know how things can change...

I Know my parents will change

Yes they will



Merry Xmas everybody

Monday, November 03, 2008

My Dad's a lazy blogger


Apologies for the lack of blogging but here are some objective photos 
of the world's most beautiful baby













Saturday, October 18, 2008

secret society of spiders


There is a group of babies belonging to this unique and mysterious cult. Started in September 2008 the group forages around childcare centres communicating by a series of enigmatic signs. 
Easily tamed with food or a greeting of the cross to the forehead, this group is considered tame to most humans. Their charismatic leader Ivy May, on the other hand, is to be approached with the utmost caution. 
One wrong move and this could be the last thing you see


Saturday, August 30, 2008

Love at first sight


From the moment they caught each others eye, they just knew

                                                       it would end in a kiss


It took an afternoon at Fox studios for ivy to find her true love


and this kind of love is destined to last forever