Thailand has the ability to reduce teenage boys to dribbling giggling messes. It's all in the names. On Khao San Road a restaurant with one of the biggest neon lights is THE GAYLORD RESTAURANT. In Koh Chang we stayed at the PORN BUNGALOWS, porn being one of the most popular persons names in this country. The Main hospital here is BUM RUMGRAD. I mean BANGKOK is bad enough but there's PHUKET. PHI PHI ISLANDS. Maybe that's why they call this place the land of smiles...everyones giggling at the silly names.
But that's not all everyones giggling at. The Thai willy park at the back of The Raffles hotel is definitely something to behold. After wandering the back streets of Siam Square asking people to direct us to the linga shrine( the equivalent of asking where the penis temple is) and getting lots of giggles we arrived at a truly extraordinary place. It is here that Thai's come to worship at the shrine of the sacred penis... all 300 of them....and you too can join them. Just bring along a penis, preferably made out of wood and plant it in the park perhaps with some coloured ribbons tied neatly around the outside and you too could be blessed with unlimited fertility from the willy gods.
What a great idea! In fact Kate and I have decided to inaugarate the plant more penises in parks movement. We urge all of you out there to get as many penises as possible and start planting them in public places in one great display of love for the male sacred object.
Thailand has the ability to reduce teenage boys to dribbling giggling messes. It's all in the names. On Khao San Road a restaurant with one of the biggest neon lights is THE GAYLORD RESTAURANT. In Koh Chang we stayed at the PORN BUNGALOWS, porn being one of the most popular persons names in this country. The Main hospital here is BUM RUMGRAD. I mean BANGKOK is bad enough but there's PHUKET. PHI PHI ISLANDS. Maybe that's why they call this place the land of smiles...everyones giggling at the silly names. 
But that's not all everyones giggling at. The Thai willy park at the back of The Raffles hotel is definitely something to behold. After wandering the back streets of Siam Square asking people to direct us to the linga shrine( the equivalent of asking where the penis temple is) and getting lots of giggles we arrived at a truly extraordinary place. It is here that Thai's come to worship at the shrine of the sacred penis... all 300 of them....and you too can join them. Just bring along a penis, preferably made out of wood and plant it in the park perhaps with some coloured ribbons tied neatly around the outside and you too could be blessed with unlimited fertility from the willy gods. 
What a great idea! In fact Kate and I have decided to inaugarate the plant more penises in parks movement. We urge all of you out there to get as many penises as possible and start planting them in public places in one great display of love for the male sacred object. 
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nice pic
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