The ruling state peace and development council has informed us that construction projects for the 62nd year since independence continue to achieve intended targets. In addition the peoples desire of creating a disciplined and flourishing economic nation similar to the other global countries has continued to overcome difficulties. This has been achieved through cooperation between the people and the Peoples government especially in regard to eliminating those who rely on external elements especially foreign stooges who thru negative views attempt to destabilise the peoples system. All internal and external destructive elements ie the common enemy and their propaganda machines are to be eliminated (we fart in their general direction).
In other news, the government has discovered that the cultivation of the physic nut will achieve ecomomic stabilisation for the Northern region. A ceremony was held for this achievment attended by the generals, their wives, their wives friends and wives generals friends.
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